for those of you who don't know my college buddy abby, here's a small taste from last night.
1) she proclaimed somewhere during the night that a "butt stick" had to be invented in order to get rid of her ass sweat. she proceeded to describe this innovation to several strangers, including a random wedding party.
2) she was on a hunt for a lawyer last night. while "sniffing for a lawyer," she got caught by the random dude she was literally sniffing. i forget how she played that one off.
3) when i told her i hadn't done any dc touristy stuff yet, she pointed to a random homeless person sitting on a bench and said, "there's the lincoln memorial". we proceeded to the next bar.
ahhhh. willets. move to la already. and you even can bring your work buddy greg!
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Clarifications:
1.) Saujin--do not give my genius away on the internet! When someone else is on the cover of Time with my butt stick (the greatest invention of the 21st century), I will blame you.
2.) As for the sniffing...he smelled like engineer. Ewww... I tried to diffuse my smelling him by telling him he could make out with Sauj. Sauj then pulled me away to get more drinks.
3.) Find me a job in LA and I'll be there. Otherwise I can always audition for American Idol and hopefully (but unlikely) get to Hollywood!!
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