Hot Feet

i occasionally imbibe an alcoholic beverage or two. or three. in all drinking fests, i can measure my level of buzzed-/ drunkenness by the reaction of my body parts. first, my toes go numb. then, my feet become really hot. subsequently, my lips lose feeling, my eyes de-focus, my hearing deafens (which usually causes my random yelling), and of course, i just say too much. and this is all before, i lose my balance and pass out.

at level 2, when my feet become really hot, i usually find some metal (e.g. file cabinet) in my surroundings to cool off my feet. tonight, i found a different solution - fish bowl. i'm really sitting here with my feet wrapped around blue II's bowl. blue II is darting around like a fish out of water due to the shock of my feet.

i really am the worst fish owner ever. but at least my feet are cooler now. phew.