Thursday, August 10, 2006

Letter to My BFF

dear beef jerky,

thank you for existing, oh so dependable friend of mine. i know we don't talk nearly enough, but in emergency situations of "sudden hunger," you have been and are always there for me. i know i can always turn to you for help. you're not flashy, you're not sexy (not everyone can be a ritz cracker)...but in the words of christina aguilera, you are beautiful no matter what they say.

i heart you, my steak-to-go.

your friend,
sauj

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