on my way home last night, i stopped at ralphs. with extra mushrooms and zucchinis at home, i decided to whip up a little pasta for dinner. i wasn't in grocery shopping mode though, so i only picked up a bag of pasta and a bottle of prego with meat. that's it. so with exactly two items, i got in a regular checkout line because the express line was uber packed. the lady in front of me (with 18 items...don't ask. i was bored and counted) looks back at me and says, "you must be single. that seems like a single person's meal. why don't you go ahead of me?" i said, "thanks"...but really, couldn't she just have offered to let me go without asserting her assumptions? didn't she learn in school that to "assume" makes a "ass" out of "u" and "me"?!?!?! oh well, at least i got to eat my pasta 18 items ahead. she was nice lady.
on a side note, i just enjoyed this drunken jackie chan story on the news. i love how official it sounds
Report: Drunken Jackie Chan disrupts show
HONG KONG - Jackie Chan disrupted a concert by Taiwanese singer-songwriter Jonathan Lee and exchanged insults with the audience, a news report said Tuesday.
Ming Pao Daily News quoted the 52-year-old action star as saying onstage that he was drunk.
Chan suddenly jumped on the stage Monday night and demanded a duet with Lee. He then tried to conduct the band but stopped and restarted the music several times, the newspaper reported.
As the awkward interruption dragged on, audience members started to heckle Chan, who replied with an insult, according to the report.
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