dear all cats of the world,
why do you hate me so? why do you make me feel so crappy in your presence? why do you have potent fur that make my eyes water, my skin itch, and my nose run? why do you glare at me with your itty-bitty eyes and meow at me like you are ready to pounce? what did i ever do to you?!?!?! i never skinned you. i never cooked you. what´s up with that?
please, dear cats, if you´re listening, let´s be friends. i truly believe the world is big enough for both of our species.
your soon-to-be-bff,
sauj
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